Well, it's good to be back from my self-imposed exile. During that time I had the chance to accumulate some thoughts that I felt I would share with all of you. There's no real rhyme or reason here. Just a collection of various things that popped into my head. If there is anything that you would care to add, feel free to add it in the comments section.
1. When we look back at 2007 a few years from now, the invention we'll remember most won't be the iPhone, it'll be the Kraft Grate-It Fresh.
2. The two best shows on TV that you're probably not watching are 'Dirty Sexy Money' and 'The Unit.'
3. Can't we all agree on standards for answering machines? Some machines have that little beep at the end, some have a really long beep, some don't have anything. Is it asking to much to have all machines work the same way?
4. Going along with Point #3, let's all agree on the proper way to repeat a phone number to someone else. It should work like this: three digits, then a pause, three more digits, then another pause, then 2 digits, the final pause, and then the final two digits.
5. To keep the communication theme going, do we really need to tell people 'www.' before we give them a web address anymore? Isn't it pretty much assumed at this point? We've managed to wean ourselves off of the 'http://' part, I say we keep the party going.
6. There's comedy, there's high comedy, and then there is Playboy's Miss January 2007, Jayde Nicole, who has the word "Respect" tattooed just above her ladybits. Sorry, but these things are mutually exclusive.
7. Look, my cable provider gives me 200 channels. Is it asking too much for someone to find a little space to put on MacGyver somewhere?
Till next week
~Kevin
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You know what I hate about voice mail? Its when you call someone, voice mail picks up, and you get the person's name, the a pause, then "Is not available, please leave a message" by the voice mail system. It gets me every time. I hear the name and start talking.
The right way to give someone your phone number is the way that confuses them the most:
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Kevin,
I know you have mentioned this before, but it is becomint more important now.
Ron Paul 2008
Folks, this candidate stands for what made America great.
Liberals fear this man. He actually thinks you should be responsible for yourself.
Whether he has a chance or not, he is my candidate.
Sweet baby Jesus! Someone else has jumped on the Ron Paul bandwagon! I feel like all my effort was worth it.
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