You know who irritates me? The dumb. I know that we have been over this before, but somethings gotta be done. They are all around us. Everywhere. And I do mean everywhere.
For instance, one of them is writing this very sentence. OK, maybe that's a bad example, but you get the point.
You're probably asking, what brought this about? I caught this little news article the other day. For those of you who are too lazy to click, it's about a 70 year old guy who gets out of prison after a year. He's out of the gray-bar hotel for exactly 24 hrs and he gets caught stealing a luxury vehicle.
Here's the point that makes me mad. He's either a complete dumbass or he learned nothing in the clink. I mean, if you're going to make your living as a criminal at least try to be good at it. I don't ask much, so could you at least humor me on this?
Well, while we are on the topic of dumb criminals, take at look at this as well. Long story short, she drove to the courthouse in a stolen car! I'll repeat that because it's worth mentioning. SHE DROVE A STOLEN CAR TO THE COURTHOUSE. Ugh......
These people are lamer than a Kid Rock/Tommy Lee fight.
Finally, this is the item of the week that made me the most mad. As you all know, I am a huge fan of Chinese food, especially that wily General Tso and his wonderful chicken. And for years we have all heard the stories about them cooking cats, and how the Chinese restaurants are always next to pet stores. However, this latest incident might put me on de facto Chinese restaurant boycott for a while. Again, for those of you who lack opposable thumbs and are unable to click, the story is about a Chinese restaurant in New York City. One of the workers was too lazy to crush the garlic with a press, but he decided that doing it by stepping on it with his filthy, disgusting boot instead. Idiots!!! And, to top it off, one of the place's former customers was out back and happened to catch the incident and photograph it. The photo was then forwarded along to the Board of Health.
So, the next time you get a craving for Sesame Chicken....think of me! Bon Appetite.
~Kevin
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are you sure the 70 year old is the dumb one of this story? Who leaves a Jaguar running outside of a deli !?
My guess is this guy (at age 70) might actually have it better in jail than on the outside. If he's coming off of heart surgery I wonder if he might even receive meds and care that would otherwise be too costly???
FUCK MORELLI!!!!!!!
U of M thanks you for giving them at least 3 points right from the get go b/c in 4 Fucking years you still haven't learned to hold onto the football. By the way it turned out to be 7pts. b/c even Michigan can get 10 yards.
Austin Scott there's a reason you've been in the dog house - your new name is " The best there is except when he's in the game " I'm sick of hearing about how he was "the coming" & highly recruited.... For what??? You ain't done anything for me son and I've watched every play since you've been at PSU!
To the brilliant play calling at the end of the game. It's not a secret that we have to throw the ball at the end of the game. Then answer me this, why the hell would you go under center on 2nd down & 10????? I don't know what they pay these people but here's a little hint Morelli is SLOWER than linemen, linebackers, hell he's slower than a quadriplegic trying to climb Mt. Everest w/ just a spoon in his mouth!!!
The final rant is for the Big Red Retard. I don't know if you caught it or not but after his protege threw the 2nd ball at the players on the sideline Joepa went over to him and tried to give him some advice (i think he knows a little more about football than Archie) and McQueary talked back and said something like Whatever, turned his back and pulled the headset on while Joepa was still talking to him. I'm praying tonight that the Big Red Retard dies b/c I don't know if I'll ever be able to stand it as long as he's involved somehow w/ our program. I don't even want him shoveling shit for the Equestrian team b/c lord knows he'll screw that up. (that just came to me courtesy of our new marketing ad that ran during the commercials)
Things to learn from this. Connor is the man. Bet everything I have on Michigan next year no matter what the point spread is.... what am I talking about no points needed since we've lost straight up for 9 years why not go 0 for the Decade.
JONBOY!!!!!!
I have $10,000 I am willing to part with as a donation to buy out the contracts of the entire offensive coaching staff.
FSU fans had the right idea.
How do we start a petition to do the same thing????????????????????????????????
Jonboy, you know the Big Red Retard is the WR coach not the QB coach right. The QB coach is JayPa. I'll take a thousand McQuery's over any member of the Paterno Family. At least he has the common sense to ignore the old fool. That old fuck and his retarded son are running this program into the ground. As bad as some of our players performed, I refuse to blame them until they are allowed to utilize their talents. The game plan was the same that we have used the last 5 trips on Ann Arbor. Our offense play calling is as creative as a paint by numbers coloring book. Also Gerald Cadogen is Chad's official O-lineman pick of the 2007 season. Also, Chris Bell is either lazy or fucking stupid. He ran the wrong route down at the endzone in the second half. He should have run a fade route, but he ran a cross at the fucking 4 yard line on 3rd and goal. What a fucking stupid call or a stupid player.
Chad, I disagree with you about the game plan being the same as every other trip to Ann Arbor: Its the same damn gameplan every game! Look, it is obvious that the coaching staff phoned in the gameplan just before they played the Blue and White game.
Does the coaching staff not watch film?? Two teams won by spreading the defense out, and the team that lost put in a similar plan to PSU.
PSU let a freshman pick them apart.
Mike Hart ran left EVERY TIME!!!! Doesn't the coaching staff believe in making adjustments?
Oh, I also used to be an Austn Scott fan, but no longer. I hope he has played himself right onto the third team. He should not have started against Michigan based on what I saw against Buffalo. The staff kept him out until garbage time, then he gets to start next week? Come on. Don't give me the 5th year senior line either...his backup is a fifth year guy.
I'm also starting to think that Justin King is a fraud. He got burned against BUFFALO and was interfering with receivers.
Chad brought up a good point about the 3rd and goal and throwing to someone at the 4 yrd. line. My only other rant is in the second half on 3rd & 1 We attempt to throw a 10 yard pass down the left side of the field we don't even come close and punt the ball. Are you kidding me??
JonBoy
Where's Waldo (aka Kevin) Did the 9th loss in a row to Michigan cause Kevin to remove himself from society? Did God tell him to jump infront of a car last week? Is he trying to master chess and spending time with Bobby Fisher? Is he working for the local paper and interviewing Bin Laden? Is he one of the divers that's going to spend 2 weeks under water? Is he in Europe with Kirk & Miss Jackson? My only other thought is that he forgot his login / password for this blog.
JonBoy
Well, I called him after the debacle, and he wasn't very responsive. I wouldn't be surprised if he was getting a BJ (from a woman this time)
Or he forgot the login/password.
Maybe he went brokeback mountain on us. Who knows.
I hate you all.
Just kidding. Writing a new post now.
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