I find that I am becoming more cynical and bitter in my old age. I never set out to be this way. I am 28, and I wake up with various aches and pains. My metabolism has slowed to a snail's pace. But I still have all my hair, and I would say that it's even thicker and fuller than in my college years. So at least I have that going for me.
The reason that I bring all this up is that I recently had one of those moments in life when you realize that you're not a kid anymore. I was in my local suburban mega-mall and decided to kill some time in Hollister. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Hollister, it's like an Abercrombie and Fitch. As soon as I walked in, I realized that it was a mistake. I was greeted at the door (more on this in a second) by a Brooke Hogan look-a-like. Let's get back to the door for a second. If you have ever tried to go into a Hollister store, it takes 3 minutes just trying to find the correct entrance. I guess that this is part of the mystique. The whole front of the store looks like multiple entrances. However, they all have tables blocking your forward progress. I guess what I am saying is that if you don't know what you're doing, you're going to get lost. Trust me on this. Anyway.....I go in and Brooke lets me know that they are having a sale on cargo shorts. I made sure to put that under advisement. After browsing for about 2 minutes I realized that my time had passed in this store. My sphere of clothing stores is growing smaller and smaller by the year. In a few years I will be limited to just Brooks Brothers, Bachrach, and Banana Republic. A sad, sad day.
Next, let's change it up a bit. Every once and a while I like to put an alert out for something that I think needs to be eliminated for the public good. Well, now is one of those times. The new public enemy number one is hard taco shells. I am sick and tired of these things. They are useless. Has anyone in the last 100 years been able to eat a taco out of one of these shells without the whole thing disintegrating after the first bite. Then you end up with a taco salad. The soft shell taco should be the only viable option. This will be one of my main campaign platforms when I run for President in 2032.
Finally, I have one other pet peeve that I would like to get off my chest. It's people who feel the need to highlight an entire page in a text book. Last time I checked the highlighter was used to emphasize certain parts of a text. However, if you're highlighting everything, then nothing stands out! I don't know why, but this really irritates me.
Ok, that's enough for this week. Talk to you all later.
~Kevin
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You have lost my vote in 2032. No hard taco shells? What are you, a communist?
I'm back.
I'm still trying to decipher the code of the office of judicial affairs (hereafter known as ja).
The Pennsylvania State University is a publicly funded state university. As such, public funds pay for the operations of the university. Therefore, the University should abide by the law of the land which means public trials. To the best of my knowledge, JA has never conducted a public trial. JA trials are conducted behind closed doors, and punishment is doled out as JA sees fit. This is not the American way. What is JA afraid of? How would public monitoring of JA impact the great work they do? I will concede that if minors are involved that the trials should not be public. However, how many of these cases involve minors? Considering your average freshman is 18+ years of age, not many.
Again, I ask: Why does JA not conduct public trials? What are they afraid of?
Bernd Imle and Thomas Skalamera, are pussies who should be expelled from THE PSU. I hope JA holds them accountable for their actions on April 1, 2007. I would hope that all alumni feel the same way and take this into consideration the next time the University asks for money.
It is official, Anthony Scirrotto is a fucking pussy. I finally read the account of what actually caused this entire ordeal. Anthony Scirrotto, "I am a football player, ah duh, I'll kick your ass?" His girlfriend acts the part and kicks dude in the yam sack, so other guy takes a swing at Anthony Scirrotto. Then the big tough football player tries to call some friends on the football team to do his work for him because he is a pretty boy fuck prick who can't cover a tight end over the middle. If that pussy would have just acted the part by kicking someones ass on his own or just walked away because he knows deep down he is a pussy, this all would have never happened. Oh, and his girlfriend spits, doesn't swallow. Kick his pussy ass of the team.
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