The Regular Monday Post......

Ok, I know that this post usually comes on a Monday (or later), but I have other stuff to do tomorrow night so I didn't want to leave you hanging. I know that for many of you, the only thing that gets you through a Monday is knowing that this blog will have a new post. With that being said, here's what's going on in my neck of the woods.

First, here is an interesting theory that my dad has about Anna Nicole. Now, brace yourself because this is going to get a little sick, but it makes sense. My dad thinks that Anna's dead son is the father of her baby. Now, when he first told me this, I dismissed as very bad joke. However, at this point, is it something that you can ABSOLUTELY rule out? No way! Everything is in play right now. This would explain why they were so reluctant to get the DNA testing done. Also, if the son and her were on the same drugs, who knows what happened when they were high. Again, not likely but it definitely could have happened. Then, that would explain the boyfriend, Howard K. Stern, stepping up and saying that he's the dad. I know that this will most likely end up to be rubbish, but its so unlikely that it'll probably be true. Just remember that you read it here first.

Second, has anyone else ever seen the magazine, Runner's World? As you all know, I am a huge library rat. Recently, I have been there more than usual. I noticed that there is a magazine dedicated solely to jogging. (Or maybe it's yogging, it could be a "soft j") ((I am guessing that 1 or 2 people got that)). Anyway. What could they possibly have to communicate about jogging that would require a monthly magazine? Let's see. Left, right, left, right. Repeat. What else could possibly be in there? That magazine should come out once a year, but only if there is a breakthrough in sneakers or something.

Next, has anyone ever fully investigated the health ramifications of Magic Shell? You all know that tasty treat that goes on your ice cream? I recently got some, and something seems amiss here. It indicates quite matter-of-factly that it CAN NOT be refrigerated. It also has to be shaken (upside down only) for at least 20 seconds. I can't think of any other food item that has such strict handling instructions. I feel like its secret Magic Shell powers come from plutonium or something, and that's why is has to be handled so carefully.

Finally, I saw something interesting on the Food Network this morning. I watched back to back episodes of 30 Minute Meals and Everyday Italian. These shows are hosted by Rachael Ray and Giada de Laurentiis, respectively. Anyway, they both made a risotto with chicken stock and sweet peas. Now, I am not sure what the rules regarding culinary plagiarism are, but I see trouble at the next company-wide Food Network event. I envision a verbal confrontation that quickly escalates into a straight-up cat fight. They are pulling at each other's clothes and then.......



Sorry, I got a little distracted there. But you get the picture. This reminds me of something. Would it be asking too much of Playboy to get some celebs in the magazine? I realize that it might be a little difficult trying to get A-list celebs to pose nude, but I think that the investment would totally pay for itself. On a related note, they recently turned down Kelly Osburne's offer to pose in the magazine. There is a God after all.

Well, that's all for now. Talk to you all next week.