Well, the gates to hell have been open for a little over a week and we already have two submissions for the 2007 Death Pool. I have to say that I'm quite impressed with the quality of work I have seen so far. Let's just say that I don't anticipate us getting shut-out again in the '07.
I'm thinking about starting an independent website for this so that its easier to track in the future. Plus, it would give me some experience in website design in case I make the leap to graduate studies in the near future. If anyone has any suggestions on how to get started or any features that you'd like to see, let me know.
Also, I would be remiss in not mentioning the passing of former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet. He's my second "stone-cold, lead pipe lock" pick for next year to not make to the '07. A moment of silence, please.
Waiting......
And we're done.
Not much else to report. Till next week.
~K
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The death pool is kind of gay. But I'll participate anyways, once I understand the rules.
The real reason I am here tonight is self checkout lanes at the grocery store. You all have seen them, its a quick and convenient way to get out of the store with your 4 items. Or not.
I'm sure your local Mega-Mart has this incredible marvel of modern technology. You know, the lane where they have 2 bags conveniently set up for you to place your few items in order to take them home. Let me rephrase that 2 FUCKING BAGS ASSFUCKINGHOLE. My local Mega-Mart has 4 such lanes. Now, today I was going to use this ultimate of conveniences and what do I find? 2 lanes were taken up by people with $200 worth of groceries, and not because they bought a few packages of fillet mignon. No, they had overflowing carts. One lane was occupied by a nice little old lady who was very upset that no one was bagging her groceries, and the final lane was occupied by someone who was so confused by the concept of scanning their item that they were staring blankly at the screen, wondering why it was saying "Please scan your next item." Now, please realize that there were about 15 people in line behind these fine specimines of the human race. Me? I went to the express lane (15 items or less) and was out in 2 minutes.
This brings me to my final point. People are fucking idiots. I hate people, and most of them need to die (present company excluded). Yes, I am an angry, bitter man, but give me a fucking break. The other one that pisses me off is people who won't help bag their groceries. Let me put it this way: If you are in the Mega-Mart, you are not above bagging groceries. Don't like it? Hire a fucking staff and have one of them shop for you. Otherwise you are just holding the rest of us up, and we are in a hurry to go drink beer.
It wasn't a wasted trip, there was this milf with a great rack that i was following around.
Anyways, Happy holidays, peace on earth and all that horseshit.
AMEN DWB...
I sometimes find myself not believing how stupid the human race is. James's recent example: I was at Kmart on Black Friday and the had a good sale on Glade Candles. Myself and Sandy decide to buy about 10 of them. The fucking dipshit who checked us out(picture Abe Vigoda crossbred with Rosa Parks) rang each candle up seperately because apparently that is how it was done in the hood in the roaring 20's!! Well, she gets to about our 8th candle and the UPC sticker is damaged and the candle will not scan. This dumb bitch needs a price check. I finally get fed up enough and decide that I don't want the fucking candle, so I say, politely...I DON"T WANT THE FUCKING THING. Now, Sandy yells at me for being rude and ignorant and it is all because this worthless waste of space cannot think fast enough on her feet to assume that all the candles are the same price!!! Needless to say, I sent an email to Kmart and am still waiting for a response. Remember, these people are the democratic base!!!
One other thing that really pisses me off. The assholes that decide it is ok to walk their dogs when it is dark, cold, and snowing. These motherfuckers look like they are ready for the Iditorod. Is it too much to ask to tie the damn dog to a tree for 10 mintues to let it shit!!
Wow! I haven't seen an outright display of such hostility in quite a long time. I don't even know where to begin. (But I will)
First, the DP is not gay. It is supremely awesome. DWB, you on the other hand, are not.
Second, did anyone find it funny that CWG's episode was caused by candles? I remember the same guy who would beat up a dumpster for talkin' smack on his momma, and now it's come to this. I'm disappointed. At least tell us that there was a discrepancy over a $300 lap dance bill or something.
Ok, I have two things to say. First, has anyone noticed a gradual change in DWB over the past two years? It appears to me that the quiet, polite, sober DWB has been taken over by his alter ego, post Johnny Walker, angry, belligerent DWB. I haven’t read such filth since I proofread the Von’s paper on being a woman for women’s studies. Second, the death pool seems like it should be ok, but I am worried about the checks and balances here. I am concerned that Kev may secretly hording our picks to create his own master list. Isn’t there some way we could ensure that he is also not cheating, because frankly I don’t trust the kid. Perhaps, he could submit his list to one of the members who has already submitted their list. Oh, and one last thing. Due to the recent K-Mart visit for candles and a certain Christmas card I received in the mail, I have been feverishly been dialing a certain 1-800 number. For those who don’t know it, ask CWG or his close friend Elton John or Lance Bass.
To the Chad:
Glad to see all those years of math paid off. That was 3 things, not two. Ass.
I know it was three, thus the "Oh, and one last thing," ass. Now I know you are a cheater, because you are trying to direct attention away from my other comments.
My take:
1. Wes....I'm with you, but realize that everyone else on the planet is not as smart as you and I.
2. James.....Candles? Really, you braved Black Friday for 10 candles? You're a idiot.
3. James.......X-mas card? What a loser? Next time the wife tells you you're posing for a picture to send to your college friends......make sure the picture is at the nudie bar!
4. Kevin, cheat as much as possible. It would be nice for you to feel like a winner for once in your life!
5. Chad, kill yourself as you're #2 on my Death Pool list!
That's all for now. Happy Holidays!
Von, you're aN idiot. That's how we speak and type correctly in the North. I always like when Von dishes it out, because he always gives others a counter punch. However, I strongly agree with his comments about CWG. Only Von could state it so elegantly. Just to be clear, Kirk may have made a good pick, as I recently made an emergency trip to the hospital. Keep you fingers crossed Von, maybe in this game you might come out a winner. However, don’t confuse it with your life. As always, you remain a loser.
I apoligize in advance for the lameness of this post as I have not been drinking.
the chad: I had 37 beers before I posted that reply.
Kev, in your response you mentioned something that I am not, and I appreciate you for recognizing my lack of gayness.
CWG: The chad was ripping on you about buying candles. Don't feel bad, as I have a theory on why he would do this. Its the theory of the short pants. The theory goes something like this: First you get married. Then your wife starts buying you clothes. Then she buys you some pants. Then those pants seem to get a little short. Next thing you know, your wife is wearing longer pants than you wear. Let me put it this way, the chad's pants rival the length of Britney's skirt in those oh so delicious pictures.
El Von: I do realize that there are those who are less intelligent than ourselves, but it doesn't mean I like it. I'm not one to condone violence, but i do see a need to open some death camps.
Jon: *crickets chirping*
I just stumbled upon this blog. I must say that I am totally flabbergasted by what I have been reading. Where do you people come from? Grow up!!!
WE HAVE FANS!!!
"Anonymous" may have been flabbergasted, but they kept on reading. Its like a train wreck...you have to look.
It is exciting to have fans though!
Anonymous is an ass pirate. I love how people "stumbled upon this blog." However, they continue to read it and then say we are bad people. What an ass. Freedom of speech, dick. Who uses the word flabbergasted? And guess what, we are from your home town, we might even live next door. So, the message of the day is: If you don’t like what we have to say, fine stop reading and get the hell off our blog.
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