Wow, this post is going to involve a bigger steaming pile of horse crap than usual. Now, with that being said, for those of you still with us, hang on. This post is basically going to involve complaints and greviences I have.
One thing about technology is that it gives us the ability to do things that 20 years ago would have been impossible. Think about it. Science fiction has a way of becoming Science Fact. Imagine a world where you can get all the music you would ever want to listen to on a single player that fits in your pockets. Yeah, its called an iPod. Well, if we can do that kind of crap, why can't we do the following? I am watching one of my 300 channels of cable TV bliss, and I find that Wilds Things 3 is playing. I am going to say that again because I think it bears repeating. Wild Things 3. I didn't even know this was out. Is it asking too much for me to get some kind of email, text message, blog posting, or sky writing to let me know that this has hit the airwaves? So I'm watching this thing. And here's what the preview says: "Two teenage vixens go on a sex and murder spree in search of valuable diamonds." I caught the program already in progress, and those bastards made me wait about 15 minutes before the first nude scene. At this point I am cursing the screen. And then we hit the lesbian, lockerroom make out scene. (At 27 minutes and 35 seconds into it, for those of you scoring at home.) Classic. Anyway, what I am trying to say is that there should be some sort of central repository of this kind of information. I just feel like you need to know these things.
Moving right along. You know what really disturbs me? I mean REALLY disturbs me? Clogs! Listen, here's the rule. If its unlikely that you are going to be called on to put your finger in a dyke or have tulips in your front yards then you don't have a good reason for wearing clogs. End of discussion.
Here's a list of all the years where "Von" predicted that it was the "year of the FIN" and the Dolphins ended up winning anything:
1997: (empty)
1998: (empty)
1999: (empty)
2000: (empty)......well, you get the picture.
Till next week.
~K
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Hey Kevin, long time listener, first time caller.
I just have two points I want to discuss this evening.
1) Maurice Clarett needs to die. This douche had the world by the balls a few years ago and had to mess it up. Its not hard. Stay in school a few years, don't get arrested, make millions of dollars. I guess this was too hard of a lesson to get through his ugly misshapen skull.
2) The FINS will never amount to anything. You can't win with Marino?? You will never win anything. I guess that what happens when fags like Von are fans.
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